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jack leong
A term used to describe a person with an unusually shifty moustache, deep radio laugh and a tendency to awkwardly stumble through life, deeply engaged in EDM and other pursuits.
Guy 1: "Long Schlong Jack Leong is doing his radio laugh again!"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"
jack leong by LEONG May 28, 2014
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Rusty Longsword
During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016
Pipi Longstocking that hoe
when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
Pipi Longstocking that hoe by grand master third June 7, 2009
Leonise
Leonise is an amazing person who wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s caring and loving and believes in being kind and respectful to every person you meet.
Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.
She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.
She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
You need a Leonise in your life.
Leonise by it’s chocolate October 3, 2017
Longshafting
Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.
"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."
"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009