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Leonism
A religion where one believe that the great Leon is the allmighty God. It is said Leon was too powerful and god got so afraid he'd take over, so he sent him to earth and made him face obstacles with the curse of constant reincarnation. Leon must dominate humanity (become the president of the world) in order to ascend to the higher world and dominate gods before facing THE GOD himself and using his alpha powers to bitchslap him.
If you pray to Leon on nightly basis, he is known to make you extremely ripped and make you attract many women.
If you pray to Leon on nightly basis, he is known to make you extremely ripped and make you attract many women.
God: Leon is too powerful, he must be cursed
Leon: nuh uh
Sora: I wanna get ripped and attract women
A man of culture: Turn to Leonism and you will
Leon: nuh uh
Sora: I wanna get ripped and attract women
A man of culture: Turn to Leonism and you will
Leonism by LeonismPreacher December 26, 2023
Leenism
Can't eat Cheeseburger, (cow meat with the cheese that's made of cow's milk)?? This is leenism...
Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.
Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.
Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.
Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.
All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"
Can't drink Milk shake with burger?? Leenism.
Can't eat Chicken with egg? Leenism.
Can't eat Goat meat with goat cheese? Again, leenism.
Can't eat Fish with caviar? Leenism.
All these are examples of what is known as "Leenism"
Leenism by louis is louis January 4, 2014
Leonise
Leonise is an amazing person who wears her heart on her sleeve. She’s caring and loving and believes in being kind and respectful to every person you meet.
Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.
She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
Leonise loves deep conversations as a matter of fact she prefers them over the shallow bullshit everyone like talking about.
She’s loves music, reading and can make a shit ton of noise when she goes batshit crazy. Don’t mess with those closet to her she’ll end you.
Leonise by it’s chocolate October 3, 2017
Lemonism
Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.
Leoism
A message delivered daily that is meant to inspire, spark debate, create controversy, initiate actions, etc. It is delivered by Leo, a playa with mad skillz, who hails from NY.