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Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
Related Words

The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011

summer length sack

The elongated version of a human scrotum which appears in searing hot weather conditions.
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?

slip the length 

Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.
slip the length by Loz January 4, 2004

lengthsman 

On roads, lengthsmen were responsible for a few miles between adjacent villages and their duties were to lay lengths of pipe for local female villagers.
Susan, wash your tuna box, the lengthsman is coming.
lengthsman by ryc10 August 11, 2018
An intelligent, shy girl whose looks are way too sexy for her cute personality. If approached a Lenthe will usually directly ask for your motives or assess your behaviour carefully. Or she might glare at you, like a wild animal.
Person 1: ''Did that girl really just run away from me?''
Person 2: ''You should have seen it coming, she's a Lenthe.''
Lenthe by Porn enthusiast 69 May 11, 2017