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Lennycart 

Second to none. The dankest shit in town. You will never get a better high than one from a lennycart. The finest ganja known to man.
Ayo, you got that lennycart? Gimme a hit that sh*t is GAS
I heard someone has been selling lennycart's, you got any?
That lennycart was laced bruh. That sh*t killed my ni**a Ray-Ray.
Lennycart by anyonymous123987 November 7, 2022
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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020
the hottest boy but still dependable. he gets girls everywhere. girls love him
oh my god Lennart is so hot
lennart by baby boy jay October 11, 2019
A person you can go to for just about anything. He will always keep your back clean. All though he will work from the shadows, and no one will be sure where he is. But keep in mind he will be there.
Wow did that dude just do a Lennart? I mean he was over there and things happend over here. Strange huh
Lennart by Ryan1982123 February 28, 2009

Lennart/lenny

The realist nigga in the entire FUCKING multi verse. Rumour has it that Lennart/lenny is immortal. Those rumours are true
Person 1: yooo did you just see that nigga beat that guy up and take his bitch?
Person 2: yeah bruh dat nigga is definitely a Lennart/lenny
Person 1: let's get the FUCK outta here
Lennart/lenny by JohndoeDAbro July 11, 2020
Lennart is an ambitious guy, very charming and an absolute sweetie but would rather be called kind and compassionate. His trademark is his positivity, Lennart is such a positive guy! He is a bit of a street gangsta but has poor taste in films. He also really loves cross eyed boobs, they make him very happy and productive.
Wow that guys is such a Lennart!(positive)
Lennart by tippany October 12, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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