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Don't get lemon 

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!

Don't get lemon 

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.
"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
Don't get lemon by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006

don't be a lemon 

Ben: I don't think I'm gonna come to the pub tonight
Rit: Don't be a lemon
don't be a lemon by rit & ben December 28, 2003

Lemon Tek tea 

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚

Lemon trrr 

Distinct from a lemon tree, a lemon trrr is only found in the deepest depths of the hell that is the Palm Furnace. Lemon trrs produce bigger lemons, and are ideal for making lemonade.

🍋🌳
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand, "hey, got any lemon trrrs?"

Bitter Lemon Tea 

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had [chlamydia[ yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
Bitter Lemon Tea by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016
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