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Lemon't

The majestical Lemon't. Carved by the pee fruit gods. This majestic being is always gonna be made fun of because of it's origins. Their species are nearly extinct with 1 remainer female lemon't surviving. God knows what's gonna happen next
Hey look it's a Lemon't
by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020
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Don't get lemon

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009
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Don't get lemon

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.
"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006
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don't be a lemon

Don't be silly
Ben: I don't think I'm gonna come to the pub tonight
Rit: Don't be a lemon
by rit & ben December 28, 2003
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Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 21, 2021
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Lemon trrr

Distinct from a lemon tree, a lemon trrr is only found in the deepest depths of the hell that is the Palm Furnace. Lemon trrs produce bigger lemons, and are ideal for making lemonade.

🍋🌳
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand, "hey, got any lemon trrrs?"
by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021
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Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016
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