Lemon Tea

The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.

Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.

Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.

Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.

by brfczander November 12, 2010

Lemon Tea

1. A very good artist that goes by Lemon Tea on Amino

2. Tea with the presumable taste of Lemon

3. Tea with a Lemon on the side

4. A very hot being and/or goddess

1. Lemon Tea is really good!

2. This Lemon Tea is Delicious

3. I don't really like the Lemon on my Lemon Tea

4. God, Id kill to fuck Lemon Tea.

by Lemons Thighs February 8, 2019

lemon_tEa

A really hot person that is a hottie

Omg!! Did you see lemon_tEa today?? They made me suck their toes!

by Lemon_tEa October 3, 2021

Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."

by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016

Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.

Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Ice Lemon Tea

If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people

Pov: You named your Clement Ice Lemon Tea

by Ihaveafriendcalledlemon July 30, 2021

Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice

That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 21, 2021