The best religion ever. Legians worship legs. The sacred text is the dictionary because it has the whole Bible in it just not in the right order. Bless Hubert and may David bestow good luck on you.
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The common belief is that God and Satan are enemies, but in this religion, they are married. They even have two children. One, their son Nacht, was born on Christmas and is the religion's version of Jesus. Instead of being a savior, Nacht just sits around, wallowing in despair over absolutely nothing. His sister is utterly useless and just complains about everything. Their parents despise them and enjoy passing Nacht's journal around to their aquaintances so they may deface it together.
In Leeanity, there is no worshipping. One cannot simply pray for their forgiveness. Autumn doesn't even listen to prayers, and is restricted from answering them even if she wanted to (which she doesn't.) She's a lazy-ass bitch who does nothing but sleep and defend Canadians.
Cassius just engages in random shenanigans in the Underworld that include drugs and DDR. Once a week, he visits his wife above by climbing Mt. Everest. He then eats all her food, does with her as he pleases, and skydives back to Hell.
The common belief is that God and Satan are enemies, but in this religion, they are married. They even have two children. One, their son Nacht, was born on Christmas and is the religion's version of Jesus. Instead of being a savior, Nacht just sits around, wallowing in despair over absolutely nothing. His sister is utterly useless and just complains about everything. Their parents despise them and enjoy passing Nacht's journal around to their aquaintances so they may deface it together.
In Leeanity, there is no worshipping. One cannot simply pray for their forgiveness. Autumn doesn't even listen to prayers, and is restricted from answering them even if she wanted to (which she doesn't.) She's a lazy-ass bitch who does nothing but sleep and defend Canadians.
Cassius just engages in random shenanigans in the Underworld that include drugs and DDR. Once a week, he visits his wife above by climbing Mt. Everest. He then eats all her food, does with her as he pleases, and skydives back to Hell.
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Get the Lesbianity mug.Lesbianity is a polytheistic religious movement which its sole purpose is to worship the relationship between two or more women. It shares many aspects with ancient Greek mythology, which is why followers of Lesbianity think the Greek island of Lesbos to be their sanctuary. Its main goddesses are believed to be Sappho, Artemis and Aphrodite.
The official church of Lesbianity began in 2003 in London, UK, while The Pope (official name of the highest function within the church of Lesbianity) was visiting the city. The official site of lesbianity is lesbianity.org
The official church of Lesbianity began in 2003 in London, UK, while The Pope (official name of the highest function within the church of Lesbianity) was visiting the city. The official site of lesbianity is lesbianity.org
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Get the Toxic Lesbianity mug.A term coined and used by the RIAA when discussing items confiscated during one of their trademark "Piracy Raids" or when discussing music files on the personal computer of the defendant in one of their some 15,000 lawsuits against the general public. Often used with quotation marks.
1. 700+ CDs and DVDs of "questionable legality" were confiscated during the raid.
2. Her computer contained hundreds of MP3s of "questionable legality."
2. Her computer contained hundreds of MP3s of "questionable legality."
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