Lazziness 

The sexiest man alive.

Hey look, it's lazziness.
/swoon.

Lazziness by Some scrub warrior February 16, 2008

Morning Lazziness 

When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....

We all know "Morning shows the day"

To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.

If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.

Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.

We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.

With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.

What is Morning Lazziness?

Morning Lazziness by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Lizzyness 

an adjective to describe a girl who's beauty and energy makes you dizzy in a positive way. Someone who has a good sense of humor and even better sense of style. Irresistible smile is a must.

When she walked in, we were all hit with a sense of Lizzyness.

Lizzyness by onenightstander August 1, 2012

perpetual laziness 

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.

Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."

perpetual laziness by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011

laziness

A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.

Notice the man on the couch, watching television. He is a prime example of laziness.

laziness by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008

Laziness Beard 

A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.

Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"

Laziness Beard by GoCanes March 21, 2010