Lazui 

When someone is named “Lazui” it’s after the most acknowledged musician of the century, the og Lazui. Lazuis are admired by everyone around them. Their eyes are the most seductive you’ll ever see, as they reflect their overall aura, which is hot asf. Also stands for “very pretty and smart”. Usually a Sagittarius.

Brad: What’s her name? She is so pretty!
Jenna: Oh her? She’s a friend of mine, Lazui.
Brad: Wow, she absolutely looks like a Lazui!

Lazui by fifhekdgdhfung0 November 20, 2021

Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”

Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!

Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019

Laziz 

A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. He will always be there for you when you need it.

Mike: Do you have anyone that you can tell your secrets too?
Zach: I have Laziz, he is my best friend that I can always rely on.

Laziz by dlm_bagchaser May 20, 2021

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Lapis Lazuli 

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.

Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.

Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019

lazidium

The secret ingredient put into food at restaurants that makes you tired and unable to be productive after you eat. Primarily found in foods from Mexican burrito shops and taco stands.

"I'm not going to be able to get anything done this afternoon. I went to Roberto's Taco Shop for lunch and they put too much lazidium in my burrito. I'm going to go take a nap under my desk.

lazidium by ernmoran March 11, 2011

Lazuli 

A beautiful girl who’s name comes from a majestic deep blue crystal

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Lazuli by Rachel Jenifer May 19, 2020