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Long Term Laziness 

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
Long Term Laziness by weiny0402 January 18, 2019
Related Words
Laziza Laziz laziness lazza Lazz lazzy Lazian lazio Laize Lanizec

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island
Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"
Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022
She's beautiful inside and out. She's stunning and wise. She's got an outgoing personality yet she's quite an introvert. She's quirky and funny in a weird cute way. Laiza's trustworthy and loyal. She knows exactly what to say. She fights for her beliefs and the truth. Laiza is a good person
You can sense when Laiza walks in the room, her pressence is so exhilarating.
laiza by dudesoperfect123 December 24, 2016
lariza is a amazing girl she will help you out with anything and will always will have your back she is a very wild person and has a lot of mixed feelings like sometimes she could be happy and a second later she could be sad all though she is a very creative person and she always knows how to make someones day better, but sometimes there are something you do not know about her sometimes she is happy but that can be a fake smile and she is always depressed and sad but its OK she says but it really isn't OK so always check up on her and never break up with her because you should be happy that you meet a lariza because she is a beautiful and so cute so you should always be happy that you meet a lariza and you should never let her go.
lariza are you OK today?
you are so beautiful and the prettiest girl ever.
lariza by from the best person ever November 19, 2020
A girl who has is perfect in every way such as her hair, eyebrows, eyes, smile etc.
That girl is so laiz
laiz by Ikfnhgj May 29, 2016
The secret ingredient put into food at restaurants that makes you tired and unable to be productive after you eat. Primarily found in foods from Mexican burrito shops and taco stands.
"I'm not going to be able to get anything done this afternoon. I went to Roberto's Taco Shop for lunch and they put too much lazidium in my burrito. I'm going to go take a nap under my desk.
lazidium by ernmoran March 11, 2011