Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.

Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.

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Sexiest Gem in Steven Universe

She was trapped in a mirror
And it couldn't be clearer »
She wanted to leave this place
And get herself back in space »
And Dad, you might think she's a criminal »
But her friendship comes through subliminal »
Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea »
Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me »

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Lapis lazuli is a semi-precious stone that is known for its intense blue color.
Many uses of it are:

-jewelry
-carvings
-boxes
-mosaics
-ornaments
-vases and much more.
It is best found in Kokcha river valley of Badakhshan in Afghanistan

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-Did you see the ring my husband got me?
-Oh it's beautiful!
-Yes! It's made of Lapis lazuli

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it's a pretty ass mother fucking color before the twilight sets while the sun is setting

Wow that Lapis Lazuli right before twilight is really sick ass

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A word that you can say instead of fuck. So your grandma will still keep you on her will ;]

Okay so you stubbed your toe in front of little kids.

"oh Lapis Lazuli"

Then when the little kids ask what that means you can just tell them that it's the color of the sky before night falls.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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