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Lazinitis 

A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
Sorry willis..i cant give you the math hw cause i have Lazinitis.
Lazinitis by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
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Lazinate 

When you hydrate yourself so well that your piss is clear, but out of laziness you do not flush the toilet.

Leaving the seat up is optional.
Austin: Goddamn it Bryce is too gangster
Lee: Dont worry I just lazinated in his toilet.
Austin: WIN!
Lazinate by random asian kid June 23, 2009

laminity 

1. the level to which something is lame
2. lameness
The laminity of the circus acts were apparent especially when the acrobats continued to fall off of the trapeze.
laminity by Margaret Dischler March 6, 2007

lazititus 

Condition in which a person can not do anything because they are feeling lazy
I didn't do my physics paper because I had lazititus the day before.
lazititus by GaryR January 16, 2006

laminites 

The people who live and play in picture frames at the store, before you take them out and out your personal photos in.
Check out how happy these Laminites look in this 3 x 5. I bet they actually hate their lives.
laminites by BamaBound December 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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