Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword 

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword by aotako June 8, 2011

lazer sharked 

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

lazer sharked by Jaynik July 11, 2007

Fuckin Lazer Sights 

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.

Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.

Fuckin Lazer Sights by TromboneStevens May 18, 2018

Lazer Soul

Term for mid-eighties old school R&B ala The Gap Band, Zapp, Midnight Star, Starpoint, Lakeside, ect. It is flashy synth driven pop soul music with a four on the floor disco dance beat. Term was coined by the music blog Beat Electric. It is always spelled with a Z, not an s.

Did you hear that sweet lazer soul jam that Dj Fucknuts 5000 just dropped?

Lazer Soul by DJ LeBaron July 23, 2009

Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.

What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology

Lazer Snake by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017

brick layer's knuckle 

An enlarged clitoris resembling a brick layer's knuckle,
a swollen clitoris similiar to a small penis, not a pleasent sight

her clit was the size of a brick layer's knuckle

brick layer's knuckle by fman68 November 1, 2006

Laze's Corollary 

When the topic at hand involves the essential fusion of nationalism and socialism, then Godwin's Law is invalid.

"...but Godwin's Law doesn't work here, because Donald Trump really is fusing the worst parts of nationalism and socialism. Ergo, Laze's Corollary applies..."

Laze's Corollary by Duns Scotus May 10, 2016