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Lawyerize
My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book
Lawyerize by onaboringnite February 22, 2011
lawyering
Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.
2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.
3. A threat of legal action.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.
2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.
3. A threat of legal action.
1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"
2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"
3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"
3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"
lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004
lawyerism
A mental disorder. Dietary characteristics include calling oneself a vegitarian, and then eating meat. Have a veracious appetite for chocolate bars, drinking inhuman (possibly angelic) amounts of diet coke.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. Waist size is not part of this consideration.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and respectful managers.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. Waist size is not part of this consideration.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and respectful managers.
"I think that "Witful" girl should study into lawyerism. (Polite way to say that someone is a good candidate of this disorder)
lawyerism by Couldabeenlawyer September 21, 2008
lawyerism
A mental disorder. Dietary characteristics include calling oneself a vegitarian, and then eating meat. Have a veracious appetite for chocolate bars, drinking inhuman (possibly angelic) amounts of diet coke.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. The paranoid person often disregards personal traits such as waist sizes and missing teeth.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and their respectful managers.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. The paranoid person often disregards personal traits such as waist sizes and missing teeth.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and their respectful managers.
Lawyerism
Lawyerism by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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