Lawyeric 

Writing in a way in which only lawyers can understand with words that might even be made up or abbreviations that have little to do with the actual concepts involved.

Make sure it lawyeric so no one know what we are talking about.

Lawyeric by Fluffie February 21, 2011

Lawyering 

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

Lawyering by Rahc September 8, 2007

Lawyerize 

the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document

My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book

Lawyerize by onaboringnite February 22, 2011

lawyering 

Verb.
1. Of, or relating to the act of being screwed over by an expert lawyer.

2. Being thoroughly trounced by an expert lawyer in a court of law.

3. A threat of legal action.

1. "I've just had a lawyering I'll never forget"

2. "He got a right good lawyering from his ex-wife and now he sleeps in a cardboard box!"

3. "If you do that, I'll give you a lawyering you'll never forget"

lawyering by Mikey Hopkins February 26, 2004

lawyerism 

A mental disorder. Dietary characteristics include calling oneself a vegitarian, and then eating meat. Have a veracious appetite for chocolate bars, drinking inhuman (possibly angelic) amounts of diet coke.

It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. Waist size is not part of this consideration.

The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.

People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and respectful managers.

"I think that "Witful" girl should study into lawyerism. (Polite way to say that someone is a good candidate of this disorder)

lawyerism by Couldabeenlawyer September 21, 2008

lawyerism 

A mental disorder. Dietary characteristics include calling oneself a vegitarian, and then eating meat. Have a veracious appetite for chocolate bars, drinking inhuman (possibly angelic) amounts of diet coke.

It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. The paranoid person often disregards personal traits such as waist sizes and missing teeth.

The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.

People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and their respectful managers.

"I think that "Witful" girl should study into lawyerism. (Polite way to say that someone is a good candidate of this disorder)

lawyerism by Jean Ette September 22, 2008

Lawyerism 

Thou who knoweth the law

“What? She practice lawyerism or sumn?”

Lawyerism by GrandmaBerger November 18, 2023