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when you misspell lmao and realize you have autism
lawm by pener? February 8, 2018
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He was a lawm before, I think he is in China now.
Lawm by Bruh meaning May 23, 2018

lawm is gay

It referred to homosexuals
"Lawm is gay" says the author
lawm is gay by Bruh meaning May 23, 2018

Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.
Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"
Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013

Andrew Lawman 

Andrew Lawman doesn't need a definition, Andrew Lawman is the definition. Andrew Lawman is the Messiah, Andrew Lawman is the light. Andrew Lawman be lawmanatin' bitches all night. Andrew Lawman is bigger than Gandhi and Jesus, put together, then multiplied by 5.

you got lawmanated. BITCH!
"Get the fuck out of town, Lisa. silly jew" - Lord Andrew Lawman (the 3rd)
Andrew Lawman by lachlan shanks August 31, 2013

LawMan Lessick 

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.
LawMan Lessick by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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