Lawbringer
Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!
*Charges & impales enemy on axe*
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!
*Charges & impales enemy on axe*
Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017
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Lawbringer
A large muscular man wearing chain mail, kevlar, and plate armor all while wielding a Two-Handed Poleaxe. Referred to by most as God or Lawdaddy as his presence is enough to kill some of the strongest warriors in a battle. An expert in armed melee combat and can kill you almost instantaneously if you so much as run out of breath or attempt to attack him. Usually sent hate mail by angry villainous lawbreakers when punished.
Person: “I am going to go and stand in this area to regain some health and recover from my battle.”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”
Lawbringer by gacatain May 3, 2020
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Lawbanger
Noun: A guy with a massive chode. He likes to slap things with his chode: like drums, gongs, xylophones, and pussies. He has a deep man voice.
Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.
Adj: To slap any object with your massive chode.
Lawbanger played an epic song by slapping the xylophone with his massive chode!
I Lawbangered her and she liked it!
I Lawbangered her and she liked it!
Lawbanger by Rockman and Tiy July 23, 2011
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