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Laurance 

Laurance is first and foremost, a true gentleman in every way imaginable! You've NEVER seen such eloquent and polished good manners with pure grace and charm. They usually have beautiful honey brown eyes, bathed that can look straight into your very soul, and will catch you totally offguard, leaving you helpless. They are brilliantly gifted in their genius intelligence yet take people of simple minds as they are, without judgements or expectations, for anything more than you just simply are. You have to admire that about Laurance. He is extremely handsome and very sexiiii with a raw sexual sensuality that oozes right out of their pores. The sexiest thing they possess is their very refined manly yet tender sexi voice as they lean over and whisper into your ear causing your body to simply, shamefully respond. They have a beautiful body and very well endowed . They are fearless when it comes to protecting the weak, especially women and children. They also love to nurture others, and in turn it also nurtures them as well. He is very funny in a unique and quirky way for offbeat humor and can be obscene to everyone's naughty delight. He is usually an Artist of some fashion, be it a writer, a painter, a musician, poet, or sometimes ALL of the above. Above all things, he is a music lover to the extreme and utmost, as Laurance's are very deeply emotionally passionate in every way imaginable.
Laurance is the sexiest man alive in my humble opinion
Laurance by loving_sweetness April 20, 2017

you're being a Laurance 

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!
Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

st. laurence high school 

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.
“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

St Laurence High School

Special education high school in Burbank. Populated by south side transgender baseball wanna be's, theater nerds, and goth chicks wearing paper bags over their heads. School colors are black and gold to symbolize extreme flamboyant retardism and poor hygiene.
Do you go to st laurence high school?
Yes me do be go to st laurence, have you seen my baseball

laurance 

some one who is a laurance is either anorexic, verythin or very big headed.
bob: Have you seen how much weight fred has lost so far
jim: yeah.... hes such a laurance!
laurance by Luna Pretty January 13, 2008

Laurance 

Absolute sex bomb but he does eat cat shit
Woah man Laurance is here let’s have a bus tour
Laurance by Pifferz December 1, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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