Laurance

Laurance is first and foremost, a true gentleman in every way imaginable! You've NEVER seen such eloquent and polished good manners with pure grace and charm. They usually have beautiful honey brown eyes, bathed that can look straight into your very soul, and will catch you totally offguard, leaving you helpless. They are brilliantly gifted in their genius intelligence yet take people of simple minds as they are, without judgements or expectations, for anything more than you just simply are. You have to admire that about Laurance. He is extremely handsome and very sexiiii with a raw sexual sensuality that oozes right out of their pores. The sexiest thing they possess is their very refined manly yet tender sexi voice as they lean over and whisper into your ear causing your body to simply, shamefully respond. They have a beautiful body and very well endowed . They are fearless when it comes to protecting the weak, especially women and children. They also love to nurture others, and in turn it also nurtures them as well. He is very funny in a unique and quirky way for offbeat humor and can be obscene to everyone's naughty delight. He is usually an Artist of some fashion, be it a writer, a painter, a musician, poet, or sometimes ALL of the above. Above all things, he is a music lover to the extreme and utmost, as Laurance's are very deeply emotionally passionate in every way imaginable.

Laurance is the sexiest man alive in my humble opinion

by loving_sweetness April 20, 2017

laurance

some one who is a laurance is either anorexic, verythin or very big headed.

bob: Have you seen how much weight fred has lost so far
jim: yeah.... hes such a laurance!

by Luna Pretty January 13, 2008

Laurance

Absolute sex bomb but he does eat cat shit

Woah man Laurance is here let’s have a bus tour

by Pifferz December 1, 2019

Laurance

Can be a flirt--actually, is very flirty. But-! He can also be a complete bean! He's a caring person, anyone he was closely would know that. To whomever the person is that he fell for, he'd treat them like they're the world, the most important thing ever, and that's because in his eyes you are. If you're upset or sick, he'd be right there for you, doing whatever he could to help you feel better, even something as simple as cuddles and movies. Laurance is just an overall good person, and is easy to fall in love with.

Girl 1; "OMI! Look! It's Laurance!"

Girl 2; "I wish I could be his.."

Girl 3; "Doesn't he already have a girlfriend-?"

Garroth; "ACTUALLY! HE HAS A BOYFRIEND. ME."

by Your Average Bean September 2, 2020

you're being a Laurance

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!

Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

by ManChild42069 December 8, 2019

Laurence Rickard

Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.

"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"

"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."

by larryrules November 9, 2012

Lauranne

A Lauranne is a girl that is loved by everyone. She is confident, pretty and amazing in bed. To spot a Lauranne, look out for their great ass and sense of humor. A Lauranne is perfect in every way. She drives every guy in a 20 mile radius wild.

Person 1: Damn, Lauranne's hot.
Person 2: Yeah, I'd tap that ass.

by SlimLampShady January 31, 2020