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Collateral Laughage 

-noun
1. Invoking laughter on an unintended person.
Guy one: "Dude, what are you laughing at?"

Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"

Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"

Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
Collateral Laughage by Padenormous February 27, 2011

Mega Laughage 

I term describing one's extreme laughter.
Boy 1: "Haha, he just fell off his chair!"
Boy 2: "Hahaha! Mega laughage!"
Mega Laughage by SaydayWayday October 31, 2011

Furry Lauguage 

Tu speak fwurry u must replace o’s at the end uf words with “uw” add “w” aluways wuhen where’s alwedy a w hewe wand thwer wand when wend ewuthig wuith UwU
Jessica: I learned to speak in Furry Lauguage!
Mark: Oh? Show me
Jessica: I’m guiwng to moider u in ywu slwep
Furry Lauguage by Chèrmie October 13, 2018

Laughametitis 

(Laff a meh tie tuss) n. 1. A rare disorder that exudes uncontrollable laughing especially during non-laughable situations. 2. The inability to control ones laughter.
Dick "Dude.. That cop just questioned us for a murder and fucking Cooper is laughing his ass off."

Jane " Yeah his laughametitis is gonna get us sent to jail!"

Dick "That dick."






Betty "Oh Cooper you're so awesome!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Betty "you laugh a lot"

Cooper "Hahaha. Yeah, Hahaha. Its just my Laughametitis. Hahahahaha."
Laughametitis by The Shizphactory December 15, 2008

Laughagasm

A laughing fit so severe that it causes a jerking movement and the fear of wetting yourself.
When Jalen returned looking "Oompa, Loompa orange" from receiving a faulty spray on tan, her friends had multiple laughagasms at her expense.

Laughademic 

When you laugh so hard at someone laughing that you both can breath and have no idea why you started laughing in the first place
Linny’s laughing face made josh and Taylor laugh so hard that everyone soon broke out in a laughademic.
Laughademic by Linnylou April 24, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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