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Laugh, Laugh

I hate to say it, but I told you so

Don't mind my preachin' to you
I said, don't trust 'em, baby, now you know
You don't learn every thing there is to know in school
Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice

I said that he was a tease
If you want help you better ask me now
So be sincere, convince me with a pretty please

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely

Don't think I'm being funny when I say

You got just what you deserve
I can't help feeling you found out today
You thought you were too good, you got a lot of nerve
Won't say I'm sorry for the things I said

I'm glad he packed up to go
You kept on bragging he was yours instead
Found you don't know every thing there is to know
Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely

Before I go, I got to say one thing
Don't close your ears to me
Take my advice and you'll find out that being
Just another girl won't cause you misery
Don't say you can't get any boy to call

Don't be so smug or else
You'll find you can't get any boy at all
You'll wind up an old lady sitting on the shelf

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely
Laugh, Laugh by Death Menace May 23, 2023
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zendaya laugh 

An act of laughing so hard at someone's jokes even if they aren't funny, often symbolizing some sort of infatuation for that someone.

It was first encountered on Jimmy Kimmel where Zendaya would go laugh extremely hard over Tom Holland's stories that haven't even gotten to the punchline yet.
I caught my self zendaya laughing at this show just because the main character is so hot.
zendaya laugh by mr. random user #24 September 12, 2021

The last laugh 

Getting payback to some person. Particularly a person that stabbed you, not literally, in the back.
"You may have just pranked me, but I will get the last laugh" Tom said just before he pranked Billy.
The last laugh by BETTASAREAWESOME November 14, 2013

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't
*pity laugh* what a funny joke...
pity laugh by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

Live Laugh Love 

A trite phrase shallow women stencil onto their bedroom walls after seeing a DIY segment on the Rachael Ray Show.
"My life has no true meaning so I'm going to latch onto the phrase Live Laugh Love and pretend that it validates our loveless marriage and under-achieving children - okay honey?"
Live Laugh Love by McPhd September 7, 2011

Laugh Raping 

When a person laughs way too long at another person, thus making the situation horrendously awkward for everyone.
That dumb broad in the corner keeps laugh raping my friend every time he tells a dead baby joke.

The Alen Laugh

A laugh produced after stating a joke in order to drown out everyone's silence when said joke was lame. It's often used as a preemptive strategy to appear funnier than one actually is.
Alen proceeded to tell us a pun that made no sense and followed it up with the Alen Laugh. No one else was laughing.
The Alen Laugh by alensbestfriend September 21, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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