by scratchmaster101 October 17, 2011
A somewhat hyper cook on the food channel. Now currently has her own show on the ABC network. Wears tacky clothes, and does indeed look like the JOKER. Trashed, and bashed repeatedly by many. Has her own hatesite, but is still loved by many as well. Does not clean nor prepare food very well. Tends not to wash her hands when handeling meats, and spreads the germs on a damp towel nearby.
Has an incredibly big ass (which is nice), but unfortunately A cup Breasts if that much... :X
Rachael Ray is going to give someone in her audience food poisoning if she is not careful.
Rachael Ray needs to cut down on the Chicken stock; not everything needs chicken stock.
by TwentyFour October 20, 2006
The act of balancing and carrying an excessive number of items at once. Origin: On the Food Network show 30 Minute Meals, Rachael Ray often amuses herself by carrying all of her produce, spices, canned goods, and other ingredients in one trip from the refrigerator to her counter.
"Wow, set something down! No need to pull a Rachael Ray."
"Carrying your lunch and the cat?! That's one impressive Rachael Ray."
by Anneli June 10, 2008
"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010
"That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!"
"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
by Deftones Est1988 December 15, 2006
Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.
Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.
by Twight0931 February 13, 2017