Lauered

When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.

You know that new intern we have, I Lauered her this morning and man was she pissed.

by Chadwinkle September 1, 2018

lauered

Being asked stupid, non topic questions in front of large groups to get a response.

Wow you just got lauered with a fucktarded question.

by ghost express February 15, 2017

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017

Lagered-up

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.

"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"

by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.

Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!

by Astrolounge January 16, 2010

chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

by grant leon October 18, 2007