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When you shit in your pants but don’t want anyone to notice so you just sit on it and hope it retreats back up
Mum I just did a laudrum and it smells
Laudrum by MoBoforengland May 15, 2019
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Landrum Middle School

The worst middle school ever. A bunch of rich bitches go here and judge you for your clothes. The scene of a suicide and an attempt of suicide. The teachers here are Morons and the Principal is a dike.
Did you go to Landrum Middle School?
Yeah that place was hell!

Landrum Middle School

all the bathroom smell like strawberries because people juul in them all day and also most of the bathrooms don’t have doors and we love hearing the sweet sounds of children emptying their bladders!!!!
“what’s 9+10?”
“21”
“you must of gone to landrum middle school

kyla landrumm 

A gorgeous young girl that is irisistable to guys and has a nice body. Kyla is also the most amazing person on earth, she is the best and always will be.
Kyla landrumm is perfect
amazing
beautiful
large penis
smart
funny
adorable
hot
best musician ever
i love that landrum look how sexy he is
landrum by nehneh January 11, 2009

Landrum Middle School

Landrum is the worst place ever it’s full snobby rich kids that judge you for everything, everyone is suicidal and the dress code is shit you get dress coded for everything and everyone pressures you into suicide.
I went to Landrum Middle School
Oh you’re a bitch

Landrum bag 

Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth

douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!

Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?

That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Landrum bag by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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