landrum 

amazing
beautiful
large penis
smart
funny
adorable
hot
best musician ever

i love that landrum look how sexy he is

landrum by nehneh January 11, 2009

Landrum 

When a dude is making out with some skeez at the bar and she walks away, leaving his chubber exposed and causing him to cover his crotch and act the fool.

Jeff was sucking face with some chick at The Bear until she Landrumed him right in front of everyone.

Landrum by Supergooch June 21, 2010

Landrum Middle School

The worst middle school ever. A bunch of rich bitches go here and judge you for your clothes. The scene of a suicide and an attempt of suicide. The teachers here are Morons and the Principal is a dike.

Did you go to Landrum Middle School?
Yeah that place was hell!

Landrum Middle School by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo0000005 December 28, 2010

Landrum Middle School

all the bathroom smell like strawberries because people juul in them all day and also most of the bathrooms don’t have doors and we love hearing the sweet sounds of children emptying their bladders!!!!

“what’s 9+10?”
“21”
“you must of gone to landrum middle school”

Landrum Middle School by my 3 years of landrum sucked May 29, 2019

Landrum Middle School

Landrum is the worst place ever it’s full snobby rich kids that judge you for everything, everyone is suicidal and the dress code is shit you get dress coded for everything and everyone pressures you into suicide.

I went to Landrum Middle School
Oh you’re a bitch

Landrum Middle School by dickydickjohnson April 13, 2021

Landrum bag 

Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth

douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.

Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!

Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?

That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!

Landrum bag by Cannabelle May 15, 2017

Riley Landrum 

A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead

- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed

- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it

Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”

Riley Landrum by Gliznig June 7, 2020