Laub 

A certain type of life form who has an awkward way of life , awkward smile and a very VERY small penis. If you run into this life form do NOT speak up a conversation for it will tell you “Laub stories”.

Hey man I ran into this thing and it just started telling me Laub stories.

Laub by Dick long wiener February 28, 2019

Tate Laub 

wow this guy is the dad of the groups never offends everyone and is fully the best bloke around can never go wrong. should definitely go back to the long hair. the best ski racer ever

i wish i knew a tate Laub he is the best

Tate Laub by Fortnite God July 13, 2018

Laubenberg 

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

lauboner 

An involuntary erection caused by scrolling through the social media accounts of Lauren Mayberry

"Bloody hell laddie, I got a right lauboner last night."

lauboner by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

laubenberg 

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

laube 

To have loud, exhaustive, dirty sex that often times wakes the neighbors.

"Man, me and that girl were up doing the laube all night long!"

laube by AutumnBritany October 15, 2008

Laubenberg 

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.

You had unprotected sex? Just go get a Laubenberg and clean yourself out.

Laubenberg by Alex Max Jewell August 20, 2013