Laubenberg 

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.

Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?

Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

laubenberg 

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.

I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.

laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

Laubenberg 

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.

You had unprotected sex? Just go get a Laubenberg and clean yourself out.

Laubenberg by Alex Max Jewell August 20, 2013

celestia ludenberg 

A girl who hides the fact that she’s terrified for her life after murdering 2 people with the justice hammer and stuffing a guy in a transformer suit and shoving him in a locker.

So I cried over celestia ludenberg’s death today.

celestia ludenberg by Bi_Lie.uwu May 16, 2020

Celestia Ludenberg 

the best danganropa girl (fight me)

ITS CELESTIA LUDENBERG GOD DAMN IT

Celestia Ludenberg by Danni eats kids UwU October 19, 2020

Josh Liebenberg-ing 

When you're a dumb poes with no plan in life, and like to make up stories about your friends so that you can feel special, due to the fact that your mother doesn't do a good enough job at making you feel this way.
You will usually find them wearing an All blacks rugby jersey.

Why are you being such a Josh brah?.
Josh Liebenberg-ing - to be a poes.

Josh Liebenberg-ing by VaginaLover521 January 18, 2019

celestia ludenbergism

the worship of celestia ludenberg from danganronpa trigger happy havoc

i WoRsHiP celestia ludenberg i am apart of celestia ludenbergism

celestia ludenbergism by non existent human February 13, 2021