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that team just got lated.
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*kid gets hit by car* "LATED!!!"
lated by badninja3 January 11, 2008
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A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.
"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

Happy Pre-lated Birthday 

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
Latting is the act of raping a individual, not for sexual gratification just for making someone feel like a worthless piece of shit
Did you hear about that person who got LATTED in Swansea last night?
Latted by poscrew May 19, 2020

latedolphin 

the creature that makes people late in a forum conversation.
"Guy1: have you heard TBS new album?
Guy2: I'm going to the pool later
Guy3: no
Guy1: latedolphin"