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Lanned (Lahned) is when someone either plays you exposes or roasts you badly
bro you hear what happened at the party last night about timmy getting lanned with the diss battle? was so funny bro (example num2) bro i got lanned, she used me for my money and popularity to make herself look better. (example num3) my friends were big time drug sellers and i got them lanned because it was the right thing to do
Lanned by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020
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well-lanned 

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.
That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...
A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.
"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009
landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

Lannette 

Is a woman with:
a straight-forward attitude,

a woman who cares deeply for her family,

short,

a fighter,

an awesome mother,

and loves to party on the weekends,
She is the single rose blossoming among buds.
"She's so fine she must be a Lannette."
"Her smile makes her a radiating image of beauty."
Lannette by Dreamerinthetwilight February 6, 2010

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
landed dick up by prof_db January 28, 2021