Last ass 

The VERY last of something. You also really want to emphasize the fact that it is the last.

"NOOOOO! WE'RE IN LAST ASS PLACE!"

"who the hell took the Last ass energy drink"

Last ass by Bolt2434 March 26, 2024

The Last Ass

The last person to show up.

Person one: Wow, Kaitlin just showed up
Person two: Yeah, she’s always the last ass

The Last Ass by ClappedBooty June 3, 2018

The Last Ass Bender 

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

The Last Ass Bender by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

Purse First Ass Last 

If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.

Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"

Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."

Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."

Ho - "Yes Daddy"

Purse First Ass Last by AnTione Tha Don November 12, 2010

ass last 

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.

Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.

ass last by MoonKnight September 1, 2003

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Not enough ass to last till sundown 

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

Not enough ass to last till sundown by Your grandma! March 4, 2020