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Last Don 

A candidate for one of the best DOD players in the continental United States. In his favor, he is Aian/Pacific Islander, a former active duty Marine, and a cock comparable to John Holmes.
You're almost as good as The Last Don in dod. KtP!
Last Don by JN June 25, 2003
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MACLonnBeveLi the first and last DON 

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 1.1onnie Benningfield junior and 9 law breakers and 10 South side riders by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created maclonnbeveli the first and last DON. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers 

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

the last donut 

The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.
Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?

*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.
>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck
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