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Joe Lessard
To be super involved... with online poker and madden. To prefer sitting on the couch over a large party, to prefer streak for the cash to an actual football game. To puke in the Rio, and Tony's when inebriated.
Yo, quit being such a Joe Lessard and come out tonight.
Me: Hey Joe Lessard come on we have class.
Joe: Naw man, I'm raking in virtual cash on the Online Series Texas Hold Em'
Me: Hey Joe Lessard come on we have class.
Joe: Naw man, I'm raking in virtual cash on the Online Series Texas Hold Em'
Joe Lessard by Joe Watch August 26, 2009
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Activist #MeToo
“I would only want fame because: the more famous you are, the more you have the ability to change someone’s life. I like to make people happy and help them.”
Activist #MeToo
“I would only want fame because: the more famous you are, the more you have the ability to change someone’s life. I like to make people happy and help them.”
josiane lessard by CapitolRecords January 10, 2020
lessard
lessard by allstar9669 October 4, 2016
lastard
The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.
lastard by DowntownPed March 2, 2009
Lastard
Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
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