Lartini

The muffinest muffin - derived from martini

You're such a lartini

by That1proxy May 23, 2020

latrinist

one who frequently uses the restroom to finish their masturbating

"why is daire taking so long in the bathroom?"
"oh, don't mind him, he's a latrinist"

by kylethefm October 11, 2007

Latinist

(word must always be with a capital L): in the modern world, where not many people speak Latin, this is a term of distinction and endearment for individuals who do indeed speak Latin.

Latin professor: is there a Latinist in my class who would know what Alieni Ite Domum means?

student: Alieni Ite Domum means strangers go home'

professor : yes indeed it does.

by Sexydimma January 24, 2013

Lantini

Piss, "You are Lantini, You are piss!" , to be called Piss in a derogatory manner. Orriginated from the Italian word for Urine. I think.

Steven is Lantini! She is piss!

by Inked July 31, 2006

Larting

Larting is when you laugh so hard you fart

Nicole was laughing so hard she started larting.

by SexyJay January 3, 2010

Latrinity

Latrinity is a smart beautiful girl. She is loud and has an amazing sense of humor. And I wasn't to be her friend.

Boy #1: hey did you here that joke that Latrinity told me.

Boy #2: yeah cracked me up.

by #kind girl February 8, 2017

larkining

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.

"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"

by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015