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Lightning Quick Larcenist 

A Lightning Quick Larcenist is a fast infiltrator who steals a safe from a crime organization, only to find out the safe has only a teddy bear in it
You achieved the rank of: Lightning Quick Larcenist

ladypenis 

The enlarged, dangling clitorus possessed by steroid using female bodybuilders and wrestlers.
Did you see the picture of Chynna's ladypenis? I think I'm scarred for life!
ladypenis by yyyyyyy May 18, 2005
a political theory derived from Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor aka Lorde.
capitalism has failed, fails and will fail in every society where it puts its tentacles which are based on the expropriation and exploitation of man by man. The only way out for a better world is the establishment of the Lordenist Dictatorial Regime.
anyway, Lordenism forever.
lordenism by chuulia July 19, 2023

largepenis 

You have a large penis.You have a large penis. You have a large penis. You have a large penis. You have a large penis. You have a large penis. You have a large penis. 💞
Man who has a large penis; I HAVE A LARGEPENIS. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME. IM HORNY.
largepenis by UwU large penis July 22, 2021

labrapenis 

to wipe a labradores dead carcuss all over your hot striking weiner and to shove it up the labradores weiner hole
dude thta was the hottest labrapenis ive ever seen man
labrapenis by nuck nuck May 24, 2009

Larsenism 

The hope of creating a successful nation that's strong + united under a collective leadership and also that is unified by many other ideologies, putting it as a amalgamation of ideologies within the server since it already made so much problems in the past. Using an Anarchist-Authority styled idea that gives freedom to the people under a lenient dictatorship that gives enough warnings. A strong militarist idea that lets the people know they're fighting for a purpose to get rid of any unethical & dishonorable idea that gives immorality another meaning.
W. Keitel - LARSENISM?! use keitelism, we give an immoral idea to all of our members.

A. Larsenticus - KEITELISM?! Larsenism gives a better hope than Keitelism, plus more freedom than all.
Larsenism by A.Larsenticus August 16, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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