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lady penis 

the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis
lady penis by lady peen lover February 17, 2009
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Lardpenis 

A person who acts or portrays Aidan Bentley Baldwin in looks or lard necking
Wow Evans being a lardpenis
Lardpenis by Eslimeeee May 27, 2022

ladycents 

Ladycent refers to the lower, female value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term "dog years" would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.
Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars! Too bad they're paying you in ladycents.

Working in publishing is so annoying—the whole industry is paid in ladycents!

If only my bills were charged in ladycents, I’d save 23% without even having to cut back! It would be like paying no taxes at all!

My husband was appalled by their salary offer—he didn’t realize they were expecting to pay me in ladycents, but of course that’s the industry standard.

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?
ladycents by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012

ladypinion 

1. A woman's opinion on a topic or issue.
2. Something that wasn't asked for or needed.
3. Worthless
Man : "This movie is awesome!"
Woman: "This has got to be the stupidest movie I have ever see..."
Man : "Shut the fuck up! I didn't ask for your goddamn ladypinion!"
ladypinion by Zealotmyr May 15, 2011

Lady Penis 

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
Lady Penis by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022