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lady penis 

the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis
lady penis by lady peen lover February 17, 2009

Lardpenis 

A person who acts or portrays Aidan Bentley Baldwin in looks or lard necking
Wow Evans being a lardpenis
Lardpenis by Eslimeeee May 27, 2022

ladycents 

Ladycent refers to the lower, female value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term "dog years" would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.
Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars! Too bad they're paying you in ladycents.

Working in publishing is so annoying—the whole industry is paid in ladycents!

If only my bills were charged in ladycents, I’d save 23% without even having to cut back! It would be like paying no taxes at all!

My husband was appalled by their salary offer—he didn’t realize they were expecting to pay me in ladycents, but of course that’s the industry standard.

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?
ladycents by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012

ladypinion 

1. A woman's opinion on a topic or issue.
2. Something that wasn't asked for or needed.
3. Worthless
Man : "This movie is awesome!"
Woman: "This has got to be the stupidest movie I have ever see..."
Man : "Shut the fuck up! I didn't ask for your goddamn ladypinion!"
ladypinion by Zealotmyr May 15, 2011

Lady Penis 

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
Lady Penis by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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