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Noun
(offensive)
A homosexual, ginger, one-legged person of polish descent.
"Don't listen to anything Alfons says about hopscotch, he's a complete laquer!"
laquer by Mazazz July 14, 2006

Knacker Laquer 

Knacker Laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster
and glitter to your shitter.
Joe: John has improved his looks since getting a new girl fred.
Fred: Yes I bet he is even using Knacker Laquer to impress.
Knacker Laquer by looart September 16, 2019

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019
Honest, caring, loving, Someone you can always depend on. Someone who is beautiful on the inside and out. She has good taste and class. motherly figure with good advice that you know you can always turn to.
Laqueta? Oh you mean that really pretty version of Mother Teresa?
Laqueta by JPaule February 5, 2010

Lauerophobia 

Fear of large, loud, and obnoxious people. This fear can often be caused by over exposure to such people and can sometimes lead to agoraphobia.
His extreme case of Lauerophobia, kept him away from the all you can eat buffet.
Lauerophobia by Aqua4477 February 9, 2010

black lacquer table 

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."