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The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
Lapedis by adur14 October 23, 2010
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zedis lapedis 

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.
Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!
zedis lapedis by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007

zedis lapedis 

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute
Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"
zedis lapedis by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

dirty lapeedis 

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.
Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.
Laedis is an sweet Angel who has beautiful eyes that you can't help to staring at. Generally she loves singing, writing and drawing. Her voice is smooth like butter.
"Look ! She looks like a Laedis"
Laedis by Lallalalalalalalaallalala February 14, 2022
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