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This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
Lap Job by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013
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Oral sex perfomed on a woman.
I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.
lap job by Steve January 15, 2005

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011
Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.
"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."
Lapjob by Foosili December 14, 2008
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