Lapër

An irresponsible person who lies frequently about his whereabouts or doesn’t keep his promise. A lapër usually ditches his friends or prefers a friend over another.

I can’t believe he didn’t come to the party with us, Tony is such a lapër.

by Laperspotter April 25, 2020

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

left lamer

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

by sulco March 19, 2004

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016

Ladera moms

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017

Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.

Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.

by The gooser June 10, 2010