langhorne 

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).

Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.

langhorne by Con Man October 3, 2005

Langhorne 

This is the literal definition of sexy. Also has a massive penis.

Look at that Langhorne!

Langhorne by Forty45454 May 18, 2013

langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.

Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch

langhorne's bitch by gmen12 January 26, 2011

langhorne beefsteak 

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

langhorne beefsteak by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

Wil Langhorne 

Smartest motherfucker alive

Don’t make me Wil Langhorne your ass

Wil Langhorne by Boomhauer69 November 24, 2021

Windows Longhorn 

The codename for Windows Vista. It featured a sidebar built into explorer.exe and was based on the Windows XP codebase up until Windows Longhorn Build 4093. From Windows Longhorn build 4008, explorer.exe had a severe memory leak and wasn't fully fixed until the development reset. The development was resetted in September 2004 and based on Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase. The first Windows Longhorn build to feature the Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase was Windows Longhorn Build 5048. It was slow and laggy. Windows Longhorn was a fucked up development project from Microsoft.

Yeah bro! I have Windows Longhorn build 3718, the classic Operating System.

Windows Longhorn by ddoser July 13, 2012

Camp Longhorn 

heaven...hallie will always be with us there

Camp Longhorn is my LIFE

Camp Longhorn by mike December 23, 2004