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Landist

Being Landist is just like being Racist, except towards land.

Not liking certain types of land

Hating Mountains but not plains, hating plains but not mountains, etc...
Joe: God dude I hate the Mountains so much.

Mama: Stop being so Landist, Joe, My lord.
by hjman65 August 19, 2021
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tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!
Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!
by bigzidis November 8, 2013
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Jaime Lannistered

Characters who had great arcs end shitty. Characters who deserved better endings then they were given by the show runners.
Alex Karev was Jaime Lannistered!
by BoredPokaDot March 6, 2020
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Joffrey Lannister

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
by xIce_ April 9, 2015
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cersei lannister

the bitchest bitch on tv that we all love
by slexie October 23, 2017
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Landstown

The inner most circle of hell, where the tormented souls are trapped in a DMV, surrounded by kegs with holes in them and hot women with no holes in them for eternity. This is controlled by the devil's bitch Hilary Clinton.
"Dude I heard you got grounded?" "Ya dude, it's like I'm going to Landstown all over again."
by Captain Chris Morgan March 5, 2008
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Landis

Landis is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass and gets laid wherever he goes. People always think Landis is so hot
Oh I want to bang Landis
by Da real beotch October 4, 2017
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