Landish 

-adjective
1. completely normal and reasonable in appearance, dress, objects, ideas or practices.

When in Japan, I drove on the left side of the road, which was considered perfectly landish.

Landish by DIJJ June 7, 2011

tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!

Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!

tim landis by bigzidis November 8, 2013

lanisha

Hot, pretty, funny, popular, amazing girl.

"WOOOWWWWW SHE'S GOOD LOOKING"

"Well duh! That is Lanisha"

lanisha by boneless strawberries July 25, 2017

Flying Landshark 

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

Flying Landshark by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

Londish 

adjective: Londish to be from London. To be Londish is to live or be born in London. To feel Londish is to feel you belong in London with other Londish people.

I feel Londish.
I'm Londish.
My cousin lives in London. He's Londish.

Londish by MCR64 April 6, 2017

The landshark 

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”

My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.

The landshark by Yolo master swag October 16, 2017

Landis 

Landis is a badass motherfucker who kicks ass and gets laid wherever he goes. People always think Landis is so hot

Oh I want to bang Landis

Landis by Da real beotch October 4, 2017