LandBoat

The sad and romantic boat you and your friends rode in minecraft on the land. It was slow and zombies were after you but it was the best landboat in land and boat history. Everyone cried when it broke :'(

You:"I love riding the landboat with you,"
friend:"this is great"
you:"we may die but its worth it"

by beetea April 25, 2019

Landboat

A fat lass who is ugly as sin. Usually encountered and found fuckable while on the verge of blacking out.

Dude 1: "Man last night I was fucked up"
Dude 2: "Man your telling me, I nearly fucked a landboat!"

by Metalherb420 August 17, 2012

land boat

A longass car from the 60's and 70's.

look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.

by zoot April 26, 2005

kite landboard

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

by kchinook January 15, 2009

Landboating

A verb; the act of hitching a boat to a vehicle and driving said vehicle around on local streets while people in the boat are partying.

"Hey Mark! My neighbor just got a boat! Do you want to go landboating down Mentor Avenue?

by No Such Luck June 13, 2010

land boat

any thing that can float on land that you put stuff in

:>Hey little klye use a land boat for that
:>I KNOW RIGHT

by Luke Witek March 4, 2008

Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020