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A longass car from the 60's and 70's.
look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.
by zoot April 26, 2005
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A fat lass who is ugly as sin. Usually encountered and found fuckable while on the verge of blacking out.
Dude 1: "Man last night I was fucked up"
Dude 2: "Man your telling me, I nearly fucked a landboat!"
by Metalherb420 August 17, 2012
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