Land Carp

Any human female.

Let's find some fresh land carp tonight!

Land Carp by Billy Burnout June 27, 2010

Carpet land 

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

Carpet land by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

Landcarpatrician 

The landcarpatrician is a Landscaper, Carpenter, and Electrician. This is a very special job. This job requires a lot of your social life because it is three jobs in one, so if you do get this job... good luck finding a girlfriend.

My dad is a Landcarpatrician... I don't see him that much.

Landcarpatrician by Steven Shovel October 19, 2018