Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

Cyclone

1) That coworker who is totally checked out and counting their days (not quickly enough) to their inevitable lonely retirement and death, poor and alone

2) the aftermath of a particularly messy colleague who doesn’t clean up after themselves

1) “They call him ‘Cyclone Nick’ as he is a slow moving depression”

2) “Jesus what happened in here?”
“Cyclone Nick has been through”

by nancypantsy August 30, 2025