Lance Armstronged
Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"
A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"
A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"
Lance Armstronged by bigman003 April 27, 2009
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dope like lance armstrong
adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.
dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013
Lance Armstronging
In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.
Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."
Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."
Lance Armstronging by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013
Lance Armstrong
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
Lance Armstrong by Mike Zo January 15, 2013
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Lance Armstrong
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
lance armstrong by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
Lance Armstrong
When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
Lance Armstrong by fooloof August 31, 2013
The Lance Armstrong
A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
The Lance Armstrong by stevengross September 1, 2009
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