2 definitions by Mike Zo

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.
Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong
by Mike Zo January 15, 2013
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a. Like Punk'd. One who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.
a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!
by Mike Zo March 22, 2008
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