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Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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