Lance, laNce, lancE

Lance, laNce, lancE

Lance, laNce, lancE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

dope like lance armstrong

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Lance McClain

A bi Cuban boio who just needs a hug especially after season 8 oh and needs his family is that too much to askkkkk and forgets the binding moment

Keith: We hAd A bOnDiNg mOmEnT i CrAdLEd yOu iN mY ArmS

Lance: Nu-uh don’t remember DiDnT hApPEn

Keith: *** LANCE MCCLAIN YOU IDIOT ACCEPT MY LOVE*****

by Inkhaytton December 15, 2018

Lance-Strolled

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Lance

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010