adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Lance McClain

A bi Cuban boio who just needs a hug especially after season 8 oh and needs his family is that too much to askkkkk and forgets the binding moment

Keith: We hAd A bOnDiNg mOmEnT i CrAdLEd yOu iN mY ArmS

Lance: Nu-uh don’t remember DiDnT hApPEn

Keith: *** LANCE MCCLAIN YOU IDIOT ACCEPT MY LOVE*****

Lance McClain by Inkhaytton December 15, 2018

Lance-Strolled

Getting lance-strolled is when you expect to see the action in a video, but the last second it cuts to Lance Stroll rounding a corner and going over a curb.

F1 fan 1: "Dude, watch this video of Nikita mazepin overtaking Lewis Hailton"
F1 fan 2: "Omg yes, show me!"
*Proceeds to get Lance-Strolled*

Lance-Strolled by Philly deez May 26, 2021

Lance

A Lance is a boy who you will never forget. A Lance is a boy who struggles with life. He tries to be happy but sometimes can't do it. He likes to be alone but has a few friends who he loves to be with. He's a ladies man, which makes his ex quite jealous. Lance is one of a kind, he is somebody who won't judge you for who you are. He will stay by your side for whatever you go through. You want to date a Lance but you're not sure if he's ready for it. You love Lance, and always will.

Lance, you're the best!
Lance, I love you.

Lance by hang_over November 13, 2019

Left Cup Lance

a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.

Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."

Left Cup Lance by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026