Lanarchist 

Somebody who preaches anarchy from behind a computer, but would clearly not survive in a truely anarchical society.

Joey: Well that one geek posted a new blog entry talking about anarchy again.

Frank: Don't pay him no mind. He's a typical lanarchist.

Lanarchist by emperor692008 April 23, 2008

conservative anarchist 

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

conservative anarchist by xlioilx July 13, 2012

conservative anarchist 

One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.

Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.

Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.

Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.

conservative anarchist by rebel_conservative January 18, 2008

Armchair Anarchist 

Person of the 'alternative society' bent who would claim a desire to 'smash the system'. Their chosen means of smashing the aforesaid system would be to get really drunk and/or stoned and mouth-off raucously and belligerently to those already aware of our non-working class hero's political ideology, usually to the strains of seriously non-commercial underground sounds.
Revolution from the comfort of one's easy chair.

Andy knew that this government was fucked-up and he knew just what needed to be done; 'seize power! overthrow! Yeah! Class war! Whose turn is it to skin-up then?'
He's just an armchair anarchist.

Armchair Anarchist by Dogload January 26, 2007

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

Semi-anarchist by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

poser anarchist

Teenager who claims to be an anarchist because he/she is under the false impression that anyone who never stops bitching about the government is an anarchist, and more intelligent, and that everyone else is blinded by propaganda. They wil constantly remind you of this, and will refer to themselves as anarchists on a minutley basis.


By their logic, we have all been anarchists, just for one day.... oh shit I'm talking David Bowie


Usually, they are quite intelligent, but some sort of loner.

Surburban kids bitching about capitalism and not having a fucking clue what they're on about and saying they are an anarchist?= poser anarchist

poser anarchist by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Anarchist Communism

A ideology and philosophy first coined by Peter Kropotkin in Conquest of Bread. It is the idea of a society based around a loosely connected of free-association communes based off of a gift economy. Anarchism being a ideology rejecting heirarchial government and authority in favor of free-associations and Communism being an economic philosophy promoting economic equality. Anarchist Communism is, but one idea regarding the economic structure of an anarchist thought, other ideologies include Anarchist Syndicalism, Anarchist Capitalism, Anarchist Collectivism, and Anarchist Individualism and others.

Anarchist Communism was a prominent ideology in the American anarchist movement in the early 1900s with prominent thinkers such as Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman. Earlier Anarchists who could be identified as Anarchist Communists included Dyer D. Lum, August Spies, and many of the Haymarket Martyrs who were executed as a result of the Haymarket Riots in 1886.

Anarchist Communism as an active and serious ideology in recent years especially after the USSR persecuted and imprisoned many members of the Anarchist movement during the years under Lenin and Stalin among others. A small comeback of Anarchist thought including Anarchist Communist thought has come about within the Anarcho-Punk and Crust Punk musics along with other leftist subcultures.

Anarchist Communism has recieved a negative stigma (along with all other forms of Anarchist thought) as a result of many anti-anarchist propaganda and laws (such as a law exiling non-citizen anarchists) in America, the USSR, and the commericalization of the symbology and ideas.

The symbol of Anarchist Communism and Anarchist Syndicalism is a red and black flag, with half being one color and the other half being the other color split diaganolly.

Anarchist Communism: A loosely connected system of freely associated communal societies based off of a gift-economy.

Anarchist Communism by abyssal_succubus December 28, 2008